Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Masa-cuata approachment

Y pos que me da gripa!

neta que no se que es andar en el defeque y no andar enfermo, me cae.
Que si no es el estomago, es la gripe, la garganta, las taquicardias con pastillas de sabores... puras mamadas!

Y ya les habia contado lo que me gustan las mamadas???

si, eso ya lo dije....

en la version 1.0 de este blog de cagalencias....

El otro dia platicando con unos compitas, me hicieron el honor de platicarme una tecnica defeña de lige-con-inteciones-de-cojer-,-mas-cojer-que-otra-cosa, el cual despues de un gran debraye de tecnicas e intenciones, consiste mas que nada en hacer enseñamiento de la masa-cuata, para probocar un rush de calentura y un humedecimiento instantaneo de las susodichas.

La neta es que yo me quede de a cuarto. De entre todas las tecnicas que yo conocia para hacer que una monita se "fuera a la cama contigo" -jajaja tan cagada que se me hace esa frase (muy discriminadora de sillones y alfombras de oficinas en rascacielos)-nunca imagine una en la que le dijeras a la vata: ira, ven, te quieron enseñar una cosita... y tomala pescado!!!

Por ahi segui haciendo algo de research con otros camaradas de ranchojoligund -que pinche rancho de miercoles merece un post aparte. En resumidas cuentas: ya lo extraño [si, matame.... por contreras]- pos me contaron una tecnica cuasi similar, con la diferencia de que haces que ella te quite el pantalon asi a la brava.

La neta es que me declaro monosilabo e inculto, y dire humildemente que la neta esa si no la he aplicado... He aplicado la de despertarlas, las de hacerlas que se encueren, las de convencerlas, la de hacerme del rogar -esta si la neta es muy perrona-, he aplicado la tambien la de los dobles sentidos, los triples y creo que hasta los cuadruples sentidos... Otra que me gusta mucho es la de las peliculas pornos -mi coleccion valio madres:( -, esa la neta es una tecnica que en lo personal prefiero en demasia... en fin, el pedo esta en que esa del dick-instant-show-off pos es una tecnica que tendre que aprender a dominar....

Ya les dire los resultados

ni piter

29 comments:

Pinche Vieja said...

- Ya no sirves, vato.
- Sip, todos sabemos que te gusta hacerle a la mamada.
- Jajajajajajaja no mames, neta?
- Me late eso de ABContreras, pero Casa es la onda!!!

.... deja tu pinche rancho en paz!!!

Ahí cuando te lo corten, me lo mandas pa usarlo de colguito del celular jajajajajajajajajajaja

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Diva Divine said...

Mmmmm, pues eso de enseñala asi sin mas ni mas, como me daria panico escenico, pero pos bueno, habra a quien convenza, pero esa de hacerse uno del rogar es la neta! jejeje!

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